1. After being continuously harassed by the person who began this blog I am here to make one of the first posts.
2. At the outset, I would like to say to the owner of this blog, "Fuck You! With all the blogs around, why do you start another one! More competition to my blog! Bastard!"
3. Without prejudice to any of the above averments, the writer of this compilation would like to say the following.
4. The writer is one Mr. Viraj Bhide who is on vacation and continually facing the problems of an aimless life.
5. He also happens to be a law student interning at a district court where he is expected to compress cases and make summaries that would make all summaries in competitive exams look like cakewalks.
6. The writer presumes the other members/ only readers of this blog to be his school friends.
7. On the basis of this presumption, the writer humbly appeals to the other members to regularly contribute to this blog and at least tell everyone about what they are up to now.
8. The writer apologises profusely for the method in which this statement is written. The only intention of the writer is to give the readers an idea of the sort of language and grammar that makes up the bulk of the legal discourse in this country. If you ever want to write anything with intended legal consequences, it ought to be written in a manner reminiscent to this one.
9. The writer hopes that he has sincerely obliged to the request of his friend in the writing of this statement.
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4 comments:
being the admin and all that, i can edit this post to say 'viraj is an idiot' as point number 11. I won't, i have this thing for free speech and other idealistic things. good ramblings, i like :)
although i realised that saying viraj is an idiot is rather pointless, since he seems to spread that around himself all the time...ah well..
i'm just putting this in to make it look like this post deserves 3 comments. it doesn't.
okay okay, i'm bitter :P
heres no 4
hi all PS this is vineha
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