Semester II

Let me start off with congratulation another scottishite for coming up with yet another tactic to get people together after MSN, facebook and orkut seem to have turned into, how do I put this lightly, crap. I’ve got my fingers crossed this time around though cause thankfully one of the smarter of our breed of retards, namely Raghav has thought of blogging.

Do you want to know what’s going on in my life? Simply put, its mostly an overdose of family guy, a severe lack of contact with the outside world, over reliance on electricity, late night phone calls, mostly with my other number, writing, rewriting and more recently lighting myself on fire. Don’t worry; I still have 9 and three quarters of a finger remaining.

I’m convinced that my iPod is messing both with my brain and my heart. I don’t know if it’s just me or whether I’m actually hearing subliminal messages that sound a lot like Garfield rolling over, twice, and then dying. Perhaps listening to the same playlist over and over again does that to you.

The Bombay Times and Mumbai Mirror still bring a smile to my face every godforsaken morning. Whether it’s the ‘ask the sexpert’ column that makes me wish I didn’t eat that bowl of cornflakes to begin with, or the sports section that are so full of hypocritical people, it just sucks the soul out of the game.

Either way, I’ve been banned from writing blogs, so I can’t. If you really want to know what’s going on in my life, ask Raghav for my MSN ID. I hope you are as bored as I am.

Rohan